zevransbutt:

me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny

Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

Just told my mom I had a lot of things to do this morning and then spent half of my day laying on the bed and watching homeland….

bloodofvampiress:

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distraint:

I want a tall boy with abs to push me up against a wall and kiss me is that too much to ask

(Source: choreograph)

someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)